Jasper Interview. >:O

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Sorry if it's...bad? at some parts. D: Oh and I did this for school xDD


Interview: With Jasper Hale of Twilight by Raven Wells



Question: Raven; How much do you enjoy…let’s say…dogs? ^^

Answer: Jasper;…Your just trying to p--make me mad, next question, please. -.-

Raven; Do you like teddy bears? ^^

Jasper; I like bears…for eating. What’s a teddy bear?
-Eyebrow raise-

Raven; Um...a stuffed animal. ANYWAYS! How opposed are you to grand theft auto! =D

Jasper; …That’s Alice’s quote…I will not answer such an absurd question. >.>

Raven; What’s your favorite book? ^^

Jasper; Book…hmm…100 ways to kill animals. -innocent face-

Raven; -stare- Okay, do you prefer pirates or narwhals? :3

Jasper;…I am a f-BLEEP-ing pirate who controls narwhals, idiotic human. >

Raven; -sweat- Do you like…who plays you in the movie? ^^;;

Jasper; Movie, movie? When was I going to be notified of this?!
Raven; Umm…right now! Your our winner today Jasper! -gasp in background- Come on down! Do you want a dead human or alive one to kill? xDD

Jasper;-blink blink- Human? Uhh… -sweat drop- Next question? O.o

Raven; Heh heh heh, do you prefer Blondie's or brunettes?

Jasper; Umm Black heads? ^.^;;

Raven;…Okay….are you gay and or pansexual? >:]

Jasper; N-no, of course not. NO! O.O;;

Raven; Have you ever, let’s say, slapped some ones butt?

Jasper; It’s called a love tap! >:[ -FRACTION! xD-

Raven; Who was it? X3

Jasper; -panicky- No one…just maybe Ed- Alice! O.o;;

Raven; Were you or were you not about to say Edward? :]

Jasper; No no! Ha ha ha See I got you! -laughs sheepishly- X.x

Raven; Liar, are you or are you not telling the truth! >:]

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Jasper; Yes no, wait no, yes, no no. What the f-bleep- is wrong with me!! -starts crying- DDDDDDD:

Raven; -sigh- -gives tissue- It’s okay! Are you alright? (notice it’s still a question xDDDD)

Jasper; Yes. -lies- T_T

Raven; The first step to recovery, is admitting it, my poor poor boy! Are you gay? <.<

Jasper; Okay, ye- wait a minute. -See's Cullen’s around him- What the
f-bleep is up with this sh-bleep!

Alice; Hehehe. >.<

Emmett; Son of a bikini- biscuit eating bull dog! >

Edward; Ha-hil…

Carlisle; I’ll call the emo doctor…X.x -FRACTION! -

Esme; Awwww…poor…little…emo…son…-tear- ;_;

Bella; -has committed suicide as an attempt to get away from Edward- X.X

Rosalie; Ahahahahahahaha xDDDDDDDDD

Raven; Are you okay? O.o;

Jasper; YOU RAPPED MY PERSONAL BUBBLE!!! -FRACTION! -
-kills everyone and rapes their dead body-




Many many years later…



Raven; -is a ghost- So, are you gay?

Jasper; -goes to Volturi-


The End
>:]